Mirage/Voice lines

Character Selection

 * "Alright, either you're with me or you're against me, or you're with me and against me, cause I'll be honest, that happens sometimes."
 * "It's a good day to take out some fools and be back in time for dinner! I got pork chops tonight. Love pork chops."
 * "Listen, I've been training all day, so, it's about time that, y' know, we did some fighting."
 * " Now ya see me, now ya don't. Now ya see me, boom, you're dead."
 * "Three words: Win, and win again. Yeah..."
 * "Today will be one of those experiences where you'll sit back and say "Oh yeah, I remember that"."
 * "I did my hair for this! Nothin' wrong with lookin' good in the ring. "
 * "Alright, so I did my hair for this. There's nothin' wrong with lookin' good in the ring. And I look good."
 * "I make this look good. Literally, this hair, this face... I mean, c'mon, you see it."
 * "I could win this thing with one eye closed. Or both eyes closed! Hell, I don't even have to show up!"
 * "So I like to have a little fun. So what?"
 * "Y'know, I don't take myself too seriously. I don't take myself anywhere, really, I... man, I need to get out more."
 * "Everything's gonna be great! Least, that's what I keep telling myself..."
 * "Yeah, I'm ready for this. I am SO ready for this, I am extremely ready for this. ..We ready?"
 * "Alright, I'm gonna be honest, I am afraid, I'm really afraid. I'm just kidding, nothing scares me."
 * "I just hope I don't have to fight with that smiling robot. I'm just kiddin' he-he's fine. Everyone's fine."
 * "Alright, let's do this. It'll be fun! If not, well, y' know, we all make bad choices, you live, you learn..."
 * "Not gonna lie, I'm pretty good at this. Okay, I-I do lie. But not this time!"
 * "The ring isn't really complex but it can be a little complicated. Wait, what'd I just say?"
 * "This match is gonna be extra-vagah...extr..ext, extravagant! That's the word."
 * "Y'know, this match is gonna be extrah, extragavent, uh, extra... e-extravagant! That's it."
 * "I got this thing in the box! Or is it.. is it 'the bag'? ..Y'know, whatever the case, we're winnin'."

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Gameplay

 * I'm Jumpmaster
 * "Jumpmaster here. Good thing my buddies and I aren't afraid of heights."
 * "Oh yeah, Master of the Jump right here."


 * Here we go/Dropping as jumpmaster
 * "Follow the leader!"
 * "Follow the leader, that’s me. Or don't, whatever as long as we win."
 * "This is the best part."


 * Skydive Emote
 * "Pirouette! I call it a pirouette. It's not a pirouette. "
 * "Check this out!"
 * "Woo!"
 * "Oh yeah!"
 * "You guys, we're flying right now!"
 * "Yeah, pulled it off!"
 * "Guys, look at this! Guys, look, look, look!"
 * "Tell me you guys are filming this!"
 * "Somebody, look at me! Look at me! Look at--Look at what I'm doing!"
 * "I gotta Livestream this, look at this move!"
 * "Alright, look at this! Look at this, no hands!"
 * "Oh yeah, nailed it!"


 * Opening fire on the enemy
 * "Opening fire."


 * Damaging enemy from afar
 * "Bingo."
 * "Got 'em."


 * Hitting an enemy
 * [with Heirlooms] Heirloom: Wink. / Bam-bam-bamboozle. / Badda-boink. / Waddle-widdle.


 * Downed an enemy
 * "Enemy down."
 * "Downed an enemy."


 * Another enemy down
 * "They're droppin' - downed another."
 * "Took down another."

with Heirlooms
 * Killed an enemy
 * "Enemy killed. I took care of it. Don't worry."
 * "Killed an enemy."
 * "Aww yeah. My biggest fan's gonna love that. Talkin' about my mom."
 * "Haha. Guns? Who needs guns? I don't need guns."
 * "Oh, sorry. looks like I didn't know my own strength. Sorry."
 * "Woo! Oh, man, that was amazing. I think I'm hyper-hyperbobling - I think I'm hypervent - I've had a really good time here."
 * "Woo! Oh, man, that was amazing. I think I'm hyper-hyper-hybibin - I'm havin' a really good time here."


 * Kill in Pathfinder's Fight Night
 * "Ding-ding, you got dung! [Dung is poo, wait no...] Your bell got rung! [May-maybe, is that better? I don't know.]"
 * "Ding-ding-ding, you got dung! [Wait a minute, no that's, that's smelly...] Your bell got rung? [Maybe, is that... is that better?]"
 * "You just got slam-boozled."


 * Whole Squad down
 * "I think that was the whole squad. Last just guy just kinda… dropped."
 * "I think that was the whole squad. Last just guy just kinda… Ya know, dropped."
 * "Ladies and Gentlemen, we got 'em. We wiped the squad."
 * "Ok that must just have been the last one 'cause no one's revenging or whatever."
 * "Whoa. They just... died. Guess, that was the last one."
 * [with Rampart] "That was the last one. I came. I saw. I tried. It worked."
 * [Alone] "Boom! Whole Squad down."
 * [Alone] "Say goodbye to that squad."


 * Taking damage
 * "Shots fired -- and they're hitting me."
 * "Getting shot at."
 * "Getting hurt over here."
 * "Ah - taking some damage."


 * Another squad attacking
 * "Hey now - Another Squad comin' in."
 * "Woah, we got another squad incoming."
 * "Woah! We got another squad here."


 * Just two of us left / Squadmate killed
 * "Dang. Looks like it's just us."
 * "Aw man, we lost one - now I have to do extra work."
 * [with Rampart] "We lost one. Now just you and me and Sheila… Kinda like a whole Squad, right?


 * Healing Up/Recharging shields/Using Phoenix Kit
 * "Just gotta patch myself up. Hang on."
 * "One sec - healin' up."
 * "Giving my shields a recharge."
 * "Usin' a Phoenix Kit."


 * I'm downed
 * "I'm down."
 * "Bad news, I'm down."


 * I got you / Reviving Squadmate
 * "Just relax. I've got everything under control."
 * "Mirage here to save the day."
 * [to Crypto] "Oh yeah no, it's okay. No need to thank me. Just remember that I saved your life and you owe me for all eternity. Simple as that… {Cryppy / Little Kid}."
 * "Oh yeah no, it's okay. No need to thank me. Just remember that I saved your life and you owe me for all eternity. Simple as that, Cryppy. Can I call you Cryppy?
 * [to Pathfinder] "Alright, so I might actually feel bad if you die, so let’s not do that, alright?"
 * "So I might actually feel bad if you die, so let’s just not do that, OK?"
 * [to Rampart] "Ah, don't worry. It's your first season. It happens to the best of us."
 * "Don't worry. It's your first season. It happens to the best of us. Not me, though."
 * [to Rampart] "Alright, ya got knocked down. Just buck up - It happens to the best of us."
 * [to Rampart] "You're still alive, I save you now. And you're on mop-up duty for a week. It seems fair."
 * [to Horizon] "Horizon… never fear. Mirage is here."
 * [to Horizon] "I got you, Ms. Somers. I-I mean, Dr. Somers."
 * [to Wraith] "Hey hey, I got you. Good ol' dependable Mirage who's just about the greatest friend. right?"
 * Self-revived
 * "Well, that was close. Like the… actually-died version of close. You know what? Let's not talk about this.."
 * Respawned
 * "Here I come! Mirage to the rescue… after being rescued.."
 * "Here I come! Mirage to the rescue… after being rescued, thanks for that."
 * "I'm back. You missed me? Course you did."


 * Deploying
 * "Respawn Beacon deployed for who-whoever."


 * Thermite Grenade thrown
 * "Thermite Grenade out."
 * "Throwing a Thermite Grenade."


 * Cargo bot shot down
 * “Shot a cargo bot. Tell your friends.”
 * [with Pathfinder] “Shot a cargo bot. Tell your friends… or, sorry if that was your friend, Path, but he had to go.”


 * Opened the Vault
 * "And the vault is opened. You're welcome."
 * "Opened the Vault. If anyone wants to come over. Let's party."


 * Picked up
 * "Guess what kids? Got a Vault Key."
 * "Who's got two thumbs and a Vault Key? - This guy. Haha."
 * "Who's got two thumbs and a Vault Key? - This guy, heh heh, you get it."


 * Picked up
 * Mirage_pickup_icaruskeycard.mp3 "I got the keycard. It's get-to-the-bridge o'clock."


 * Entering Trident's driver seat
 * "Now this is what I'm talking about."
 * [to Crypto] "Hey. Crypto. Get in, loser. We're going shooting."


 * Entering Trident's passenger seat
 * "Aw yeah. Let's roll."
 * "No ride's complete without me screaming WOOO out of the window. So I'm gonna do that now. WOO! There it is."
 * "Quick, pop in Mirage's Pump Up Jams Volume 18. Wait, did you throw it away?"
 * "Quick, pop in Mirage's Pump Up Jams Volume 18. Wait, you didn't… did you throw it away?"
 * [When Crypto is Driver] "Just drive easy, ya geezer. The cyberboogeymen aren't after you."


 * Leaving trident
 * "See ya."
 * "Watch me stick this landing."
 * "Let's just park this later."


 * Dropping Holo-Spray
 * "A masterpiece. I mean is there anything I'm not good at..."
 * "A masterpiece. Is there anything I'm not good at? Let’s be real."
 * "Just a little something to remember me by."


 * Using Replicator
 * "Just a sec. Craftin' it up."

Pings



 * Pinging location in dropship
 * "Maybe we land here, or maybe we don't, I'm fine with whatever."
 * "Just a thought, we could land here."


 * Location
 * "Might be something good here."
 * "Let's check out over there."
 * "Let's go here."
 * "How about this way?"
 * "Let's move that way."


 * Looting over here
 * "Maybe some loot over there. I'll check for us."
 * "It's looting time. Going over there."


 * Going here
 * "Not running away, just checking out over here."
 * "Going to check out over here."
 * [with Crypto] "Gonna explore over here… maybe find out Crypto's real identity. Spread it around town… Yeah, I'm just kiddin'. I don't care."


 * Attacking here
 * "Making my move here."


 * Canceled Ping
 * "Never mind. Sorry."
 * "Never mind, forget that."
 * "I'm gonna cancel that."


 * Pinging Enemy
 * "Bad guy over there."
 * "Enemy spotted. They look small."
 * "Got a bad guy."
 * "Got one spotted."
 * "Hostile right here. Right in front of me."
 * "Making contact here."
 * "Spotted one."


 * Pinging Enemy being revived
 * "Bad guy getting revived, need to re-kill them."
 * "Enemy being revived over here."
 * "The dead are rising! You know, I mean, a bad guy's being revived. So you know, it's BAD, but it's not… apocalyptic bad."


 * Ok
 * "Heard that."
 * "Loud ‘n Clear."
 * "Ok."
 * "Yup."
 * [to Crypto]"Don't tell me what to do… {but yes|but, yes. Ok}."
 * [to Crypto]"Okay, but you're just following me backwards."
 * [to Crypto]"Okay, but you're just following me backwards. That's how this works."
 * [to Crypto]"Yeah, fine. I'll make sure you don't die."
 * "Fine. I'll make sure you don't die, {old man|ya old geezer}."
 * "Fine. I'll make sure you don't die… olllld maaaan."
 * [to Rampart]"You got it, Gearhead."


 * No
 * "Nope."
 * "Not for me."
 * "I'm good. Thanks."


 * Me too / Join
 * "You're not leaving me behind."
 * [To Rampart] "By yourself? Hold up. How do you know where you're going? (under his breath) She just got here."


 * Dibs
 * "Yeah I could use that."
 * "I'll take that."


 * Ultimate []
 * 0~84% charged
 * "My Ultimate's not ready yet."
 * "Ultimate's not ready yet. That's... normal, right?"
 * [In combat] "Ultimate isn't ready yet."
 * [In combat] "My Ultimate isn't ready yet."


 * 85~99% charged
 * "Ultimate's just about ready."
 * "Ultimate's almost ready."
 * [In combat] "My Ultimate's almost ready."
 * [In combat] "My Ultimate's coming real soon."


 * 100% ready
 * "My Ultimate's ready."
 * "My Ultimate is ready, like spaghetti."
 * [In combat] "My Ultimate's good to go!"
 * [In combat] "My Ultimate's up!"
 * [In combat] "My Ultimate's ready to rock!"


 * "Got an enemy Black Market over here. Can't hurt to take a peek inside, right?"
 * "Got an enemy Black Market over here. Can't hurt to take a peek inside, right?"


 * "I got a Totem here. Weird lookin' thing."
 * "That looks like a Totem over there. Creepy."
 * "That looks like a Totem over there. Creepy."


 * "Pretty good barrier right here."
 * "Pretty good barrier right here."


 * [Friendly] "Turret here. It's... uh... big-ish?"
 * [Friendly] "Turret here. It's... uh... it's big-ish?"
 * [Enemy] "Careful, bad guy turret here. Those things hurt."
 * [Enemy] "Careful, bad guy turret here. Those things hurt."


 * "Friendly trap deployed."
 * "Friendly trap deployed."


 * "Fence here. And I prefer a nice white picket but ya know, what are ya gonna do."
 * "Fence here. And I prefer a nice white picket but ya know, what are ya gonna do."


 * "Jump Pad here. We can fly like an eagle to the sea."
 * "Jump Pad here. We can fly like an eagle to the sea. Or just jump."
 * "Jump Pad here. We can fly like an eagle to the sea. Or just jump."


 * Devotion LMG
 * [to Rampart] “Devotion here. Do your worse, Ramps.”


 * L-STAR EMG
 * [to Rampart] “Hey, Ramya, L-STAR here. Don’t say I never did anything for ya.”


 * M600 Spitfire
 * [to Rampart] “Spitfire here. Hey, Ramya, I found the love of your life.”
 * [to Rampart] “Spitfire here. Hey, Ramya, found your favorite.”


 * Mobile Respawn Beacon
 * "Lucky us… found a Mobile Respawn Beacon."
 * "Got a Vault Key here if you wanna carry it."
 * "Got a Vault Key here if you wanna carry it."


 * Let's recover Squadmate's banner / Pinging squadmate's banner
 * "Let's grab that banner. The least we could do."
 * "Recovery time. Let's do it."


 * Extended supply bin
 * "Expanded Supply Bin for expanded opportunities."
 * "Got an Extended Supply Bin here. Still some goodies inside too."


 * Survey Beacon
 * [to Pathfinder] “Survey beacon here. Hey Path, you wanna do, you know, whatever it is that you do?”


 * Cargo-Bot
 * "Watch out! Oh, never mind. Just a Cargo-Bot over there."
 * Dropped Cargo
 * "Ladies, gents - dropped cargo, over there."
 * Geyser
 * "Geyser there. Water will carry our combined weight... right?
 * Train
 * [At station] "Train's at the station. All aboard, ? Get it? The conductor? "
 * "Train here. Choo choo-zled. That one needs work."


 * Loot MRVN
 * "Loot MRVN here. He--he can't feel anything I'm doing to him right now, right?"
 * "Loot MRVN here. He, uh he can't feel stuff, right?"
 * [Looted] "This MRVN's been looted."
 * "This MRVN's been looted. Poor guy. I'm talking about me."
 * Trident
 * [Enemy boarded] "You see that enemy Trident over there?"


 * Pathfinder's Fight Night Boxing Ring
 * [Close] "Hey, boxing ring over here. Anyone in the mood to be really impressed by me?"


 * Icarus's Bridge
 * Mirage_icarusbridge.mp3 "Bridge is right here."
 * Mirage_icarusbridgenokeycard.mp3 [Without keycard] "We need the keycard."
 * "Got the keycard. Hold your applause. Or don't."

Quip

 * Nice / Celebration
 * "Oh yeah, nice job guys! You know, we should all go out for pork chops. Who's, who's up for treatin'?"
 * "Oh yeah! Nice job guys. We should all go out for pork chops. Love pork chops."
 * "Oh yes! I am so exa-exasteps, extat… whatever, I'm great. I wonder what my ex is up to nowadays."
 * "Oh yes! I am so exastacs.. extalastic.. whatever, I'm great. Man, I wonder what my ex is up to nowadays."
 * "Woo! Now that was something really…whew, that took a lot out of me."
 * "Yes! We are so good and I am especially really good."


 * Thanks Squadmate
 * "Thank you."
 * [To Rampart] "(Trying to imitate a British accent) Bloody thanks crikey mate… I don't speak English."
 * [To Rampart] "(Trying to imitate a British accent) Bloody thanks crikey mate. It's how they - is that right? Is that how you would say thank you?"
 * [To Rampart] "(Trying to imitate a British accent) Oy, bloody thanks, ya blonke. Nip on down to the pub? I don't know what I'm saying."
 * "Oy, bloody thanks. Nip down to the pub? Is it what… did that come out right?"
 * "Oy, bluh-bloo-dy thanks, ya bloke. Nip on down to the pub? (cough) Is that did that come out right?"
 * [To Rampart] "Okay, sure, but you still own me a mod."
 * [To Wraith] "Thanks. Wait, let me ask. So, if I have dupes in every universe, how many versions of me ARE there? That's AMAZING."
 * Revived / Thanks for first-aid
 * "I guess I owe you dinner now, huh?"
 * "Yup. You are wonderful. Thank you."
 * [by Crypto] "Wait, oh nooo… Oh… you couldn't have just let me die, Crypto? So… so dumb…"
 * [by Pathfinder] "Wow, uh, glad you were here, buddy. [to himself] Pathfinder… just go ahead and bury those feelings now…
 * [To Wraith] "Yeah, a world without me would be tragic. Wait. Is there a world without me?"
 * You’re Welcome
 * "You, my friend, are very welcome"
 * "No thanks needed. I do take bribes though"
 * [to Revenant] "If the scary murderbot doesn't want to say thank you, scary murderbot doesn't have to. (laughs) Please don't kill me."
 * [to Revenant] "(nervous laughs) Oh, you… I love our banter… (nervous laughs) He's gonna eat me, isn't he?"
 * "(nervous laughs) Oh, you… I do love our banter… (nervous laughs) He's gonna eat me, isn't he?"
 * "Please don't kill me."
 * "Please don't, don't eat me."
 * [to Rampart] "Okay, I'll take that as a yes. I'll leave the bucket out for you."
 * [to Rampart] "Look, don't be mad. I don't make the rules."


 * You're Welcome for the First-Aid
 * "Think nothing of it."

Battle Royale Status

 * First Blood
 * "Ooh, someone got the party started."
 * "Yeah - now we're talking. Let's do this.
 * [by your Squad] "Woo - way to take first blood."


 * New Kill Leader
 * "Somebody's gotta take out that new kill leader -- they're too cocky."
 * "New kill leader -- soon to be me."


 * Appointed as New Kill Leader
 * "Hold your applause - I'm the new Kill Leader. Okay - Please clap…"
 * [Alone] "I'm the new Kill Leader. Well, me and all my other me's"
 * [Alone] "...is Mirage! How hard is it to say my name?"
 * [with Crypto] "Well, well, well. Look who's the Kill Leader. Yeah? You see that, Crypto? Hey… hey, Crypto? You see? I'm a kill.. Yeah, he knows…"
 * "Well, well, well. Look who's the Kill Leader. You see that, Crypto? Hey… hey, Crypto? You see? Heh, yeah, he knows…"


 * Squadmate appointed as New Kill Leader
 * "Lucky us - We're with the New Kill Leader."
 * "This - this is great news. You're the new Kill Leader and I'm still alive."
 * [to Rampart] "First season Kill Leader? Yeah I mea-Iwa- I was Kill Leader in my fi…f-fir-eight season."
 * [to Pathfinder] "Alright, we’re with the new Kill Leader, and... wait, it's the robot? [to himself] Oh man, of course it’s the robot."
 * "Alright, we're with the new Kill Leader, and... it's the robot? [to himself] That's, that's great it's the robot."


 * Killed the Kill Leader
 * "Kill Leader killed - more like Kill...um...I got nothin'. Good Work, everybody."
 * "And just like that, we took out the Kill Leader. Great job."


 * Champion eliminated
 * "Some champion, huh?"
 * "That champion really didn't intimidate me."
 * [by your Squad] "We took out the Champion. They weren't so tough."


 * Care Package incoming
 * "Check it out - Care Package coming in."
 * "I bet that Care Package has some sweet gear for us."
 * [with Crypto] "Care Package… They found you, Crypto! Run! (laughs) I'm just bustin' your pork chops, you paranoid weirdo."


 * Half the squads left
 * "Looks like only half the Squads are left."
 * "We're down to 50% left. Yeah, that's some easy math."
 * "We're down to 50% left, kids. Yeah, that's some pretty easy math."
 * [Alone] "Only half the Squads left. I am nailing this solo thing."
 * [Alone] "Half the Squads are out. This could be my lucky day."


 * Two Squads left
 * "Only 2 bad guy Squads left"
 * "Only two enemy Squads remain. I love it."
 * [Alone] "Two Squads left I'm on my own? Nothing stressful about it at all."


 * Only one Squad left
 * "Get ready. We only have one Squad left."
 * [Alone] "One last Squad - on my own. What would possibly go wrong?"

Arenas Status

 * Round 1 prep
 * "I'm ready. You ready? Let's do this."
 * [with Crypto] "Here we go. Watch and learn, Cryppy."
 * [with Crypto] "All right, let's do this. Hey, old man, How about a rematch? Kill for kill?"
 * Match point prep - Winning
 * "Ah yeah, we're about to win. Don't mess this up. (to himself) You hear that, Elliott? "
 * [with Crypto] "Yeah, we're winning. You see, old man? That's how the cool kid do it."
 * [with Crypto] "Looks like we're winning. Some of us are just that good… Others are Crypto."
 * Match point prep - Losing
 * "They're about to win, but we're about to… not… let them… win. So there."
 * Double Kill

Ring Status

 * Next ring far
 * "Next Ring's far, hope you like exercise."
 * "Oh boy, next ring's far."
 * [Alone] "Ring's far. I better get a move on."


 * One minute until far ring closure
 * "Kids, the ring's closing in one minute."
 * "Ring's closing in 1."
 * [Alone] "Minute to the Ring closing. I'm Charming? Sure, But Punctual? Ehhh…"


 * One minute until nearby ring closure
 * [Alone] "Just a minute till ring closes. And I'm talking to myself. Fantastic"
 * [Alone] "A whole minute left, and the Ring's right there? Man, I'm good."


 * 45 seconds until nearby ring closure
 * "Ring's close. 45 seconds."
 * [Alone] "45 seconds until the Ring closes. And still talking to myself."
 * "45 seconds until the Ring closes. Still talking to myself. And I sound good. heh"


 * 30 seconds until nearby ring closure
 * "Pay attention, gang. Not far from the Ring. We got 30 seconds left."
 * [Alone] "30 seconds, I got to go."


 * 10 seconds until nearby ring closure
 * "Tick tock. 10 seconds. At least the ring's close."
 * "Ten seconds. The ring's basically knocking on the door."
 * [Alone] "Ten seconds 'til Ring closes. Maybe stop talking to yourself and GO!"


 * Full squad outside the ring
 * "Ring's moving."
 * "Wake up, Ring's moving. That thing hurts."


 * Full squad inside next ring
 * "Already in the next ring, I smell victory, smells like... man what is that smell?"
 * "Already in the next ring, I smell victory, smells like... what I had for dinner? Oh well."
 * "Already in the next ring, I smell victory, smells like... smells like pork chops? Funny."

Abilities

 * Using
 * "And bam goes the boozle! Hah... oh boy."
 * "Bam goes the boozle."
 * "Bam to the woozle. Sending out a decoy."
 * "Bam to the woozle. (laugh) Yeah, sending out a decoy."
 * "Bam, there goes a boozle. Or something like that."
 * "Bam, there goes a boozle. Or something like that. I didn't… Ok… "
 * "Bam, there goes a boozle. (mumbles) Something like that."
 * "Hah. Bamboozles for the fool-zles. Yeah I said it."
 * "Bamboozles for the fool-zles. Yeah it was better in my mind."
 * "Bamboozles for the fool-zles. Y'know, it was better in my mind."
 * "Bam to the bam. I'm running out of ideas."
 * "Bam, bam. Guess I'm running out of ideas."
 * "I think this place needs a little more... Me."
 * "I think this place needs a little more... Me! Yep!"
 * "Faking 'em out with a decoy."
 * "Get out there and bamboozle."
 * "Go bazoomble em- b-bamboozuh, bam, bamboo... fool 'em!"
 * "Go bamboozle!"
 * "Go out and bamboozle 'em."
 * "Sending out a decoy."
 * "Sending out my decoy."
 * "Sending a decoy. Wait how do I know I'm not the decoy..."
 * "Sending a decoy. Wait how do I know I'm not the decoy? Existential."
 * "Sending a decoy. Wait how do I know I'm not a decoy... okay this is dream within a dream stuff."
 * "Sending out another me. Damn, he's good-looking."
 * "Sending out another me. Damnit he's good-looking."


 * Decoy is hit
 * "You got bamboozled!"
 * "You got bamboozled, look at you!"


 * Decoy lines when shot
 * “Bamboozle.”
 * “Bamboo. Zul!”
 * “Bamboozle Bamboozle.”


 * Using
 * "Decoy escape deployed."
 * "Using the decoy escape."
 * "It's Dupes O'Clock."
 * "Dupes to the rescue."
 * "Dupes O'Clock."


 * Incoming Airstrike
 * "Watch it - airstrike."
 * "Airstrike coming in."


 * Disabled by
 * "Abilities are kaput. Feeling a little visible here."
 * “My bamboozle’s been fool-zled. No abilities, folks.”


 * Recalled back to
 * "Alright, back at the Totem. And little nauseous. I'm not gonna lie."
 * "Wow. I'm alive! And, uh, back to the Totem."

Map

 * Switching to Kings Canyon
 * "Oh we're heading to Kings Canyon? Sure, we can swing by my bar after."
 * "Kings Canyon's not gonna know what hit it."
 * Switching to World's Edge
 * "World's Edge, here we come."
 * "Living on the edge in World's Edge."
 * Switching to Olympus
 * "Going to Olympus... why, I'm floating on air."
 * "Ah, Olympus. It's sof-uh soft-k-uh, it's fat-uh, it's classy... It's classy, you know, like me."

Ranked

 * New Ranked Season
 * New Split
 * Rank up
 * Rank down

Lore
"Hey! Well isn't it the most beautiful woman in the world! I mean, I gotta get my good looks from somewhere... heh... How ya doin' Mom?" (...) "Oh, me? I'm perfect, as usual. Hey, get this... They asked me to take over the games for a bit during the holidays. It makes sense, you know. I mean... Give the fine people of the Outlands what they want, right?" (...) "Yeah... yeah, that's right, Mom. Yeah. I'm your son... Elliot." (...) Yeah, yeah, of course! Don't worry - I'll win for you today! Always for my number one fan." (...) "Yeah you go enjoy your pork chops - I know they're your favorite. I'm gonna go win a cha-uh... the ahh... the abvah... the champ... I'm gonna go be the best!" (...) "Alright... love you, Mom! Bye. (exhales) What is R.E.C? Oh no, how long has this been recording...
 * Audio Log

Announcer

 * Upon entering Winter Express
 * "Welcome to Mirage's Winter Express."
 * "Attention legends, and yes, that includes you, Pathfinder, welcome to Mirage's Winter Express."
 * "All aboard the Winter Express. Hey, it's been a whole year, so let us reflect on all my accomplishments. Oh, that's a good one, yeah that was a good one too. Mmm, oh memories."
 * "Welcome to Mirage's Winter Express. I'll be your prerecorded guide with the assistance of the lovely AI announcer."
 * "Now boarding the Winter Express. Oh, you can bet your sweet caboose you're in one heck of a ride. Huh? What sounds creepy about that?"
 * "Choo choo. That's a train. All aboard the Winter Express. I'm your conductor, Mirage's prerecorded voice. If you're on a squad with me, you get double the Mirage this match." Haha, happy holidays to you indeed."
 * "Now boarding the Winter Express. How can I be down here and up here? Huh, a bamboozler never reveals his sec-- hey, can we record another take, what's my motivation, I'm just not feeling it."
 * "You've arrived at my Winter Express-land."


 * New kill leader
 * "Looks like there's a new kill leader."
 * "Oh man, new kill leader, look out."
 * "We got a new kill leader. It's probably me, or I don't know, some big cheater."
 * "Hey, new Kill Leader!"


 * Champion
 * "Hey look, it's your champion."
 * "And now a word from your champion."
 * "Step aside, champion coming through."
 * "Here's your champ. Hopefully, it's me."


 * First blood
 * "Wow, first blood already! Who was it? Wait was it me? Am I dead? Is this how it is gonna work?"
 * "First blood, which means someone really wants on that train."
 * "First blood. No that was the scary Halloween voice. Let me try my Santa voice. First blood. Nailed it."
 * "First blood. Sounds so cool when I do that."
 * "Just like that, we got first blood."
 * "First blood. Wow, this got dark fast. That's not very festive. Falalalala... forget it."
 * "We got our first blood. Well done."


 * One squad alive
 * "Well, they didn't capture the train, but they're the only ones left, so I guess that's one way to do it."
 * "By process of elimination, through process of elimination, a squad has won this round."
 * "Last squad standing means they win this round. And they did what they love best, which is eliminating their friends, confidants, and some dare may say family until none of them were left. Happy holidays, one and all."


 * Train captured
 * "You snooze, you lose! Someone captured the train."
 * "Sorry kids, the train has been claimed. That rhymes... kinda."
 * "One lucky squad has captured the train. The rest of you can start walking."


 * Train moving
 * "Friends, family, people who fight each other, the train is moving."
 * "Train's moving. Better get on it. Fast."
 * "And we're moving. Alright, good luck out there. Hope you all have been keeping up with your train-ing. Oh my, where does this genius come from?"
 * "Ok. Train is moving. Keep your arms and legs inside at all times because this thing is really not insured."
 * "Ok. Train is moving. Keep your arms and legs inside at all times because this thing is NOT insured."
 * "Get on the train. Because we're moving."
 * "Alright, get on the train! Because we're moving. And... you want to be on it."
 * "Hurry, the choo-choo train is moving. Huh? Everyone says choo-choo train. Train's the short version. What baby calls is that? No baby I've met."
 * "Attention my lovely people, the train has started moving."


 * Train stopping
 * "Listen up, stopping the train for a moment."
 * "Making a pit stop. Never know what we'll be picking up. Or who?"
 * "The train is stopping at this station. That's pretty literal."


 * Match point
 * "Someone almost has enough points to win."
 * "Rack up those points because someone's close to winning."


 * Winner
 * "You won."
 * "You're our winner!"
 * "Nice job, you're the champion. I bet that feels good. I mean, I've done it a million times, but, you know, I'm happy for you and all that."
 * "You did it. You are the champion. I mean, we're all winners here, but especially you and me."
 * "We have a winner."
 * "Got our winner."


 * Winner by a large margin
 * "By a landslide, we got our champion."
 * "I feel like I'm stating the obvious here, but yep, we have our champion."
 * "No contest, we have our champion. Head on over to get your victory drink at my very glamorous bar. And oh yeah, bring a jug. We're short on restrooms."
 * "And we have our champion. By a lot."


 * Winner by a close margin
 * "Got our champion. That was a close one."
 * "Narrow win but we got one."


 * Overtime begins
 * "Chop, chop! Time's almost up! And now I'm hungry."
 * "Chop, chop! Time's almost up! Oh great, now I'm hungry."
 * "The match is almost over. Just like me and sultry AI voice. What? You had your chance."
 * "The match is almost over… just like me and Sultry AI voice. Oh, you had your chance…"
 * "Time's almost up! This is getting intense. Kinda like my new business partner whenever I forget her office isn't the men's room anymore."


 * Overtime ends
 * "Time's up."
 * "And clock's run out."
 * "(Buzzer) That's time, folks."

Other

 * Inspecting Too Much Witt
 * Heirloom: "Don't let the size fool you - I've still got the biggest ego I've ever seen."
 * Mirage: "Haha… I can't get enough of this. Everyone should have one. It should be a law, actually."
 * Heirloom: "Hey there - I'd give you 3 wishes, but, let's be honest - They all 3 just came true. Wink, wink, and wink."
 * Mirage: "Oh this is just great… mom's gonna love this."
 * Heirloom: "(In pain) OW OW OW WHY -- Oh, I'm just kidding. But ouch, though, seriously… pull easier…"
 * Mirage: "Oh isn't this thing just the cutest? Reminds me of… me."
 * Heirloom: "Aren't I the best-looking action figure in the Outlands? - Buy me now!"
 * Mirage: "Wait, do I really sound like that? No wonder everyone loves me."

Mirage Voyage

 * On Mirage Voyage when the party is started (Christmas)
 * "Happy holidoozle!"
 * "Season's groozles!"
 * "Tis' the snoozles!"


 * On Mirage Voyage when the party is started
 * "Here we go!"
 * "All aboard!"