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Mirage's voice actor is Roger Craig Smith, speaking English.

Character Selection[ | ]

  • "Alright, either you're with me or you're against me, or you're with me and against me, cause I'll be honest, that happens sometimes."
  • "It's a good day to take out some fools and be back in time for dinner! I got pork chops tonight. Love pork chops."
  • "Listen, I've been training all day, so, it's about time that, y'know, we did some fighting."
  • " Now ya' see me, now ya' don't. Now ya' see me, boom, you're dead."
  • "Three words: Win, and win again. Yeah..."
  • "Today will be one of those experiences where you'll sit back and say "Oh yeah, I remember that"."
  • "I did my hair for this! Nothin' wrong with lookin' good in the ring. "
  • "Alright, so I did my hair for this. There's nothin' wrong with lookin' good in the ring. And I look good."
  • "I make this look good. Literally, this hair, this face... I mean, c'mon, you see it."
  • "I could win this thing with one eye closed. Or both eyes closed! Hell, I don't even have to show up!"
  • "So I like to have a little fun. So what?"
  • "Y'know, I don't take myself too seriously. I don't take myself anywhere, really, I... man, I need to get out more."
  • "Everything's gonna be great! 'Least, that's what I keep telling myself..."
  • "Yeah, I'm ready for this. I am SO ready for this, I am extremely ready for this. ..We ready?"
  • "Alright, I'm gonna be honest, I am afraid, I'm really afraid. I'm just kidding, nothing scares me."
  • "I just hope I don't have to fight with that smiling robot. I'm just kiddin' he-he's fine. Everyone's fine."
  • "Alright, let's do this. It'll be fun! If not, well, y'know, we all make bad choices, you live, you learn..."
  • "Not gonna lie, I'm pretty good at this. Okay, I-I do lie. But not this time!"
  • "The ring isn't really complex but it can be a little complicated. Wait, what'd I just say?"
  • "This match is gonna be extra-vagah...extr..ext, extravagant! That's the word."
  • "Y'know, this match is gonna be extrah, extragavent, uh, extra... e-extravagant! That's it."
  • "I got this thing in the box! Or is it.. is it 'the bag'? ..Y'know, whatever the case, we're winnin'."
  • "Drinks on me after this! I mean, not *on* me. Although that did happen once. Or... nine times..."
  • "My number one fan's watching. So you know I'll be fantab...u...listic."
  • "This ring's got a date with me, myself, and I! All of us."

Intro[ | ]

  • "Excited to see you all in the ring. Don’t worry, there’s plenty of ‘mes’ to go around."
  • "Anyone wanna take me out? Come find me."
    • Anyone wanna take me out? Come find me. I'll buy the drinks."
  • "I didn't get here alone. I defeated a lot of people to get here."
    • Y'know, I didn't get here alone. Man, I defeated a lot of people to get here."
  • "You're gonna see a lot of me."
  • "I-I'm speechless! Actually, I wrote a speech- y' know what, forget it, let's just fight."
  • "This is good, this is good, let's fight!"
  • Season 1 Icon ”It’s opening season, you gotta love it... or not, I mean, whatever you want.”
  • ”Good squad means good wins means good times.”
  • ”Hope you’re ready for some fun.”
  • ”I love when the spotlight’s on me.”
  • ”I’m even better face to face.”
  • ”I’m here, you’re not. That’s just the way it goes.”
  • ”Don’t worry, I’m just perfect.”
  • ”My squad’s gonna beat up your squad.”
  • ”I’ll see you in the ring.”
  • “I am so proud of myself.”
  • “The heart of victory is in the squad... see, I can say something nice.”
  • ”This is like a dream, but I think i’m even better in reality.”
  • ”This is such an honor, I’ll tell you about it sometime.”
  • ”You want advice? I’ll give some advice - shoot first.”
  • ”We’re all having a good time, especially me.”
  • ”Who wants to step up, anyone? I’ll be down there.”
  • ”Come on, you can’t forget this face.”

Kills[ | ]

  • Season 5 Icon "Come back if you're ever looking for a - Mirage à trois. That's where you fight three of me at once."
    • "Come back if you're ever looking for Mirage à trois. That's where you fight three of me at once. Pretty sure that's what that means."
  • Season 7 Icon "I won, and I'm number one, isn’t that a coincidence?"
    • "I won and I’m number one, isn’t that a coi- uh... coinc- coi- yeah, coincidence."
    • "I won and I’m number one, isn’t that a combo- similar things that happen with numbers."
  • Season 8 Icon "You got blam-boozled."
    • "You got blam-boozled. It’s like ‘bamboozled’ but with a... blam."
  • Season 9 "That's what you get for stealing the Paradise Lounge's bathroom key. Oof, wow, I gotta go."
  • Season 11 "'Twas beauty that killed the beast. ...But mostly it was, y'know, the violent combat..."
  • Season 13 Icon "We meet at last. My greatest enemy, the greatest warrior that ever-- Oh. Sorry, my bad, I thought you were someone else."
    • "We meet at last. My archenemy, the greatest warrior that ever...Oh, my bad, I thought you were someone else. This is awkward."
  • Season 16 "Looks like the only true Legend here is me. And that story about the time I slam dunked a basketball."
  • Fight or Fright Icon "Why don't you come see me after for 50% off Mirage costumes? I got all the colors of the rainbow, today only though."
  • Fight or Fright Icon "Ding-dong, trick or.. trick, there's really nothin' else now I.. think of it, uh... Boo!"
  • ▶️"Of all the fights, this was a pret—predesc—a parduh... pr-predicular—it was a really good one, is what I'm trying to say."
    • ▶️ "Of all the fights, this one was parti—a predi—predibum... it was a really good fight, this one, was."
  • ▶️ "You better not come back to haunt me. (aside) Man, I hate when that happens."
    • ▶️ "You better not come back to haunt me! I hate when that happens."
  • ▶️ "Most of the time, one is better than the other... And both of me are better than you."
  • ▶️ "Don't blame yourself, I deserve the credit!"
  • ▶️ "Ah, you should've known fighting me is... is presposter—prespr—ah... pres... is dumb."
    • ▶️ "You should've known fighting me is prepeh—pehprehsturus... is dumb."
  • ▶️ "Good fight, good fight."
  • ▶️ "Hey you jumped, you ran, you shot a thing maybe, but, then you met me and well, here we are."
    • ▶️ "Hey you jumped, you ran, you shot a thing maybe, and then you met me, and... well here we are."
  • ▶️ "I gotcha."
  • ▶️ "I gotta admit... I MAY have tricked you. Phew, glad I got that off my chest."
    • ▶️ "Y'know I gotta admit... I may have tricked you. Glad I got that off my chest."
  • ▶️ "I'm good! But, there's two of me. So I'm good twice! Check out that math."
    • ▶️ "I'm good, but there's two of me. So I'm good TWICE! Boom, check out that math."
  • ▶️ "I'm good, I'm good. What can I say? Did I say I'm good? Well, I am."
    • ▶️ "I'm good, I'm good. What can I say? Did I say that I'm good 'cause... well, I am."
  • ▶️ "If you ever want tips, just give me a call!"
  • ▶️ "It's not all that bad! I mean the sun's out, it's a nice day, y' know... just trying to be hopeful."
    • ▶️ "It's not all that bad the sun's out, it's a nice day... just trying to be hopeful."
  • ▶️ "This was just a lovely time, thank you for this."
  • ▶️ "Free tip, just try a little bit harder. You almost had it!"
    • ▶️ "Free tip: Just try a little bit harder. Y'know you almost had it."
  • ▶️ "Trust me, losing ain't that bad. I mean you learn something new every time! 'Least... that's what I've been told. I wouldn't know what that's like."
    • ▶️ "Trust me, losing ain't that bad, you learn something new every time! At least... that's what I've been told."
  • ▶️ "I'll tell you this much, you did make me break a sweat. Little bit."
    • ▶️ "I'll tell you this much, you DID make me break a sweat."
  • ▶️ "No one had your back huh? I hate when that happens."
  • ▶️ "Not bad, if I didn't have to kill ya, I'd hire ya."
  • ▶️ "You lost this one. But it has nothing to do with your skills! Well-- 'cause you don't have any, I mean clearly."
    • ▶️ "Yeah, you lost this one, but it has nothing to do with your skills! 'Cause—well—I mean you don't have any, clearly."
  • ▶️ "Ah, boy, this... was rough for you. Ah, next time maybe."
    • ▶️ "Ooh boy, this was rough for you! Ah, next time maybe."
  • ▶️ "Well. This is... one way to make memories."
  • ▶️ "You can't take this personally, it's just business. Personal business."
  • ▶️ "I'm proud to have fought with you. I mean, seriously! I-- I mean it. (aside) Why doesn't anyone believe me...?"
    • ▶️ "I'm proud to have fought with you! I'm serious. I-- I mean it. No one ever believes me!"
  • ▶️ "Quite the predemis--! Predah—Predepicatio—Predi—Predicamina? It's a bad situation."
    • ▶️ "Wow, that's quite the predemis—Pruh—Preh... Predicam—uh... It's a bad situation for you."
  • ▶️ "Listen, quitting is for losers and since... you already lost, well there's... really no point in giving up now."
  • ▶️ "Listen, quitting is for losers! And since you already lost I mean there's... no point in giving up now."
  • ▶️ "Hey, sometimes you lose... Sometimes you're me."
    • ▶️ "Sometimes you lose, sometimes you're me."
  • ▶️ "I'm so sorry to make you wait. I meant to beat you much faster."
    • ▶️ "I'm so sorry to make you wait, I--I mean to beat you... much faster!"
  • ▶️ "Oh sorry, did I confuse you?"
  • ▶️ "Sorry, did I confuse you?"
  • ▶️ "You gotta take the good, with the bad. I'm good, you're bad."
  • ▶️ "Hey, thank you for this. I feel much better about myself now."
    • ▶️ "Thank you for this, I feel MUCH better about myself now."
  • ▶️ "Wasn't the thrill of victory in itself, really? Yeah, probably not."
    • ▶️ "Wasn't the thrill of victory in itself? Eh, probably not, you're dead."
  • ▶️ "Until we meet again, buddy."
  • ▶️ "We had fun! ...Right? I mean I had fun."
  • ▶️ "Listen, you chose to fight me. Or... maybe was it the other way around? Ah, whatever, I won."
    • ▶️ "Listen, you chose to fight me. Or... maybe was it the other way around? Oh well! I won."
  • ▶️ "Hey, you did good! I think you did good, I mean... Well maybe not THAT good, after all... I mean... Look at you. Heh. Okay, bye!"
    • ▶️ "Hey, you did good. I think you did good, I mean, well—maybe not that good after all... considering... okay, goodbye."
  • ▶️ "Hey, at least you didn't lose to the ring. I know a guy, I'll... tell you the story sometime."
    • ▶️ "Hey, at least you didn't lose to the ring. Right?"
  • ▶️ "You got bamboozled!"
  • ▶️ "If you ask me, you weren't... half bad. That means... you were half good!"
    • ▶️ "You know, if you ask me, you weren't half bad. Hey! That means you were half good!"
  • ▶️ "Okay, I'll be nice. You weren't... too bad. There. I said it. You're welcome."
  • ▶️ "This is how it goes: You win, you lose, you die, y--... you know, I guess that's it."
    • ▶️ "Alright, this is how it goes. You win, you lose, you die, y--... I guess that's it, really."

Gameplay[ | ]

I'm Jumpmaster
  • "Jumpmaster here. Good thing my buddies and I aren't afraid of heights."
  • "Oh yeah, Master of the Jump right here."
  • "Lookie here. I've mastered the jump."
  • "I'm jumpmaster. I'll pick the party spot."
Here we go/Dropping as jumpmaster
  • "Follow the leader!"
  • "Follow the leader, that’s me. Or don't, whatever as long as we win."
  • "This is the best part."
Skydive Emote
  • "Pirouette! I call it a pirouette. It's not a pirouette. "
  • "Check this out!"
  • "Woo!"
  • "Oh yeah!"
  • "You guys, we're flying right now!"
  • "Yeah, pulled it off!"
  • "Guys, look at this! Guys, look, look, look!"
  • "Tell me you guys are filming this!"
  • "Somebody, look at me! Look at me! Look at--Look at what I'm doing!"
  • "I gotta Livestream this, look at this move!"
  • "Alright, look at this! Look at this, no hands!"
  • "Oh yeah, nailed it!"
Opening fire on the enemy
  • "Opening fire."
  • "Firing."
Damaging enemy from afar
  • "Bingo."
  • "Got 'em."
Hitting an enemy
  • [with Too Much Witt] Heirloom: Wink. / Bam-bam-bamboozle. / Badda-boink. / Waddle-widdle.
Broke an enemy shield
  • "Broke an enemy shield."
  • "Enemy shield cracked."
Downed an enemy
  • "Enemy down."
  • "Downed an enemy."
Another enemy down
  • "They're droppin' - downed another."
  • "Took down another."
Killed an enemy
  • "Enemy killed. I took care of it. Don't worry."
  • "Killed an enemy."

Kill with Too Much Witt

  • "Aww yeah. My biggest fan's gonna love that. Talkin' about my mom."
  • "Haha. Guns? Who needs guns? I don't need guns."
  • "Oh, sorry. looks like I didn't know my own strength. Sorry."
  • "Woo! Oh, man, that was amazing. I think I'm hyper-hyperbobling - I think I'm hypervent - I've had a really good time here."
  • "Woo! Oh, man, that was amazing. I think I'm hyper-hyper-hybibin - I'm havin' a really good time here."
Kill in Pathfinder's Fight Night
  • "Ding-ding, you got dung! [Dung is poo, wait no...] Your bell got rung! [May-maybe, is that better? I don't know.]"
  • "Ding-ding-ding, you got dung! [Wait a minute, no that's, that's smelly...] Your bell got rung? [Maybe, is that... is that better?]"
  • "You just got slam-boozled."
Whole Squad down
  • "I think that was the whole squad. Last just guy just kinda… dropped."
    • "I think that was the whole squad. Last just guy just kinda… Ya know, dropped."
  • "Ladies and Gentlemen, we got 'em. We wiped the squad."
  • "Ok that must just have been the last one 'cause no one's revenging or whatever."
  • "Whoa. They just... died. Guess, that was the last one."
  • [with Rampart Icon] "That was the last one. I came. I saw. I tried. It worked."
  • [Alone] "Boom! Whole Squad down."
  • [Alone] "Say goodbye to that squad."
Taking damage
  • "Shots fired -- and they're hitting me."
  • "Getting shot at."
  • "Getting hurt over here."
  • "Ah - taking some damage."
Another squad attacking
  • "Hey now - Another Squad comin' in."
  • "Woah, we got another squad incoming."
  • "Woah! We got another squad here."
Just two of us left / Squadmate killed
  • "Dang. Looks like it's just us."
  • "Aw man, we lost one - now I have to do extra work."
  • [with Rampart Icon] "We lost one. Now just you and me and Sheila… Kinda like a whole Squad, right?
Healing Up/Recharging shields/Using Phoenix Kit
  • "Just gotta patch myself up. Hang on."
  • "One sec - healin' up."
  • "Giving my shields a recharge."
  • "Usin' a Phoenix Kit."
I'm downed
  • "I'm down."
  • "Bad news, I'm down."
I got you / Reviving Squadmate
  • "Just relax. I've got everything under control."
  • "Mirage here to save the day."
  • [to Crypto Icon] "Oh yeah no, it's okay. No need to thank me. Just remember that I saved your life and you owe me for all eternity. Simple as that… {Cryppy / Little Kid}."
    • "Oh yeah no, it's okay. No need to thank me. Just remember that I saved your life and you owe me for all eternity. Simple as that, Cryppy. Can I call you Cryppy?
  • [to Pathfinder Icon] "Alright, so I might actually feel bad if you die, so let’s not do that, alright?"
    • "So I might actually feel bad if you die, so let’s just not do that, OK?"
  • [to Rampart Icon] "Ah, don't worry. It's your first season. It happens to the best of us."
    • "Don't worry. It's your first season. It happens to the best of us. Not me, though."
  • [to Rampart Icon] "Alright, ya got knocked down. Just buck up - It happens to the best of us."
  • [to Rampart Icon] "You're still alive, I save you now. And you're on mop-up duty for a week. It seems fair."
  • [to Horizon Icon] "Horizon… never fear. Mirage is here."
  • [to Horizon Icon] "I got you, Ms. Somers. I-I mean, Dr. Somers."
  • Season 9 [to Wraith Icon] "Hey hey, I got you. Good ol' dependable Mirage who's just about the greatest friend. right?"
  • Season 13 Icon [to Wraith Icon] "Here I am, ready to get scoopy. Let's do some digging on Mr. Hero."
  • Season 13 Icon [to Wraith Icon] "I can't sleuth alone. If the Castleman's hiding something, we'll find out."
  • [to Alter] "Alright, I'm picking you up, but you better keep that tail thing away from me."
  • [to Alter] "Time to get up, and maybe put that weird tail thing away."
Self-revived
  • "Well, that was close. Like the… actually-died version of close. You know what? Let's not talk about this.."
Respawned
  • "Here I come! Mirage to the rescue… after being rescued.."
  • "Here I come! Mirage to the rescue… after being rescued, thanks for that."
  • "I'm back. You missed me? Course you did."
Deploying Mobile Respawn Beacon Mobile Respawn Beacon
  • "Throwin' a Respawn Beacon"
  • "Respawn Beacon deployed for who-whoever."
Thermite Grenade thrown
  • "Thermite Grenade out."
  • "Throwing a Thermite Grenade."
Cargo bot shot down
  • “Shot a cargo bot. Tell your friends.”
  • [with Pathfinder Icon] “Shot a cargo bot. Tell your friends… or, sorry if that was your friend, Path, but he had to go.”
Opened the Vault
  • "And the vault is opened. You're welcome."
  • "Opened the Vault. If anyone wants to come over. Let's party."
Picked up Vault Key Vault Key
  • "Guess what kids? Got a Vault Key."
  • "Who's got two thumbs and a Vault Key? - This guy. Haha."
  • "Who's got two thumbs and a Vault Key? - This guy, heh heh, you get it."
Picked up Bridge Keycard
  • ▶️ "I got the keycard. It's get-to-the-bridge o'clock."
Entering Trident's driver seat
  • "Now this is what I'm talking about."
  • "Get in, but no backseat driving. Makes it hard to reach the pedals. ( chuckles ) The leg length... joke..."
  • [to Crypto Icon] "Hey. Crypto. Get in, loser. We're going shooting."

Get In!

  • "Beep, beep. Hurry it up."
Entering Trident's passenger seat
  • "Aw yeah. Let's roll."
  • "No ride's complete without me screaming WOOO out of the window. So I'm gonna do that now. WOO! There it is."
  • "Let's ride. I promise not to bite at the wind this time, like a dog. (bites) Okay, I said I wasn't gonna do it."
  • "Quick, pop in Mirage's Pump Up Jams Volume 18. Wait, did you throw it away?"
    • "Quick, pop in Mirage's Pump Up Jams Volume 18. Wait, you didn't… did you throw it away?"
  • "You mind not driving too fast? It messes up my hair. This is… I mean… I don't wake up lookin' like this…"
  • [When Crypto Icon is Driver] "Just drive easy, ya geezer. The cyberboogeymen aren't after you."
Leaving trident
  • "See ya."
  • "I'm not carsick, I just really miss walking..."
  • "Watch me stick this landing."
  • "Let's just park this later."
Attached MRVN arm
  • "The MRVN-arm's connected to the… Marvin. That's gonna be stuck in my head all day."
    • "The MRVN-arm's connected to the… well the Marvin. That's gonna be stuck in my head all day."
Dropping Holo-Spray
  • "A masterpiece. I mean is there anything I'm not good at..."
  • "A masterpiece. Is there anything I'm not good at? Let’s be real."
  • "Just a little something to remember me by."
Using Replicator
  • "Just a sec. Craftin' it up."
Activated Phase Driver
  • "What kind of gifts you got for me? I always like a good present."

Selecting upgrades| Level Up[ | ]

  • "I leveled up. It's half past upgrade o'clock - better pick one."
  • "All right, upgrade time. If only they had a Mirage a Qua-troose...the four in French."
  • "This upgrade's made me stronger, faster, and chiseleder-er... than before!... It's a word."
  • "Picked an upgrade that'll make everyone totes jells."
  • "I leveled up! Nice. And I get an upgrade - that's much nicer-er...er...equally as better."
  • "Hey, I leveled up. Today's upgrade: ooo, I'm thinking like some kind of holo-beard comb? That'd be majestic."
  • "Hey, a new upgrade. Spiffy....Oh wait, do people still say that?"
  • "Hmm.. I guess I gotta select an upgrade. Ideally something I can rub in Ramya's face."
  • "This upgrade's made me stronger, faster, and chiseleder-er... is a word. I'm so chiseled."
  • "Mirage to the max! I— cause I got to Max Level? It's— it's alliteration, is it- is it clear?"
  • "Mirage to the max! Cause I— got to Max Level? Is— was that clear? I played with the rhythm a little bit, l can never tell."
  • "Hey, max level. Do hold your applause, please."
  • "Hey, max level. That's my nickname in college. I didn't go to college."

Pings[ | ]

Pinging location in dropship
  • "Maybe we land here, or maybe we don't, I'm fine with whatever."
  • "Just a thought, we could land here."
Location
  • "Might be something good here."
  • "Let's check out over there."
  • "Let's go here."
  • "How about this way?"
  • "Let's move that way."
  • "Let's go over there."
Looting over here
  • "Maybe some loot over there/here. I'll check for us."
  • "It's looting time. Going here/over there."
  • "Gonna do some lootin' there."
  • [In combat] "Looting here."
  • [In combat] "Gonna look for loot here/over there."
  • [In combat] "I need some loot. Checkin' here."
  • [In combat] "Looting over there."
Going here
  • "Not running away, just checking out over here."
  • "Going to check out over here."
  • [with Crypto Icon] "Gonna explore over here… maybe find out Crypto's real identity. Spread it around town… Yeah, I'm just kiddin'. I don't care."
Attacking here
  • "They're sitting ducks and I'm hungry, attacking over here"
  • "Attack here. They're sitting ducks, and we're chefs. Duck chefs. Not like the chefs who are ducks but you guys get it."
  • "Making my move here."
  • "It's time we attack there"
  • "I think it's time we attack 'em here."
  • "Let's go in for the kill right there."
  • "Go in for the attack right here, folks."
  • "Let's hit em where it counts...over there."
  • [In combat] "Beat em up right here."
  • [In combat] "Go in for the attack here."
  • [In combat] "Attack here."

Defend here

  • "Lets protect this area like we mean it."
  • "It's Defense O'clock, right here people!"
  • "We have to defend this area. For the children... Any children, I guess."
    • "We have to defend this area. It's for the children. Any children, really, it doesn't have to be specific..."
  • "Let's defend that spot so good they name it after us. Mirage-and-the-rest-land. It's perfect."
    • "Let's defend that spot so good they name it after us. Mirage-and-the-rest-land. Really rolls off the tongue."
  • "Okayyy, time for us to do some defending of that area."
  • "We gotta protect that spot, folks."
  • [In combat] "Defend here/there, folks."
  • [In combat] "Lay down some defense here/there."
  • [In combat] "We've gotta hold this/that spot."

Regroup here

  • "Let's link up again right here."
  • "Regroup in this spot. It's got great selfie lighting, don't you think?"
    • "Regroup in this spot. It's got great selfie lighting, hah."
  • "Reassbemble--Reassmembl--Guys just link up again right here."
    • ""Reassbemble--Reassmembl--Find eachother again right here."
  • "Find me again over there."
  • "Find me again over there. I'll be the one with the lustrous locks. That's a big word for me... lustrous, not locks."
    • "Find me again over there. I'll be the one with the lustrous locks. I don't even know what lustrous means."
  • "Let's meet back up over there. Until then, I'll miss you..."
    • "Let's meet back up over there. Till then, I'll miss ya."
  • "How about we meet up there?"
  • [In combat] "Link back up here."
  • [In combat] "Meet up again here."
  • [In combat] "Regroup here, folks."
  • [In combat] "Meet back up over there."
  • [In combat] "Get together there."

Watching here

  • "Gonna give this spot a watching eye."
  • "Keeping my eyes on this/that spot."
  • "Not takin' a break--Just watching this/that spot."
  • [In combat] "Watching here."
  • [In combat] "Eyes open here. Wide open"
  • [In combat] "Hope you're listening--I'm watching this spot."
  • [In combat] "Eyes open there."

Someone's been here

  • "Someone's been here... They left a mess."
  • "Definitely not the first squad to pass through here."
  • "Other folks have been here."
  • "Heads up, someone's been there."
  • "Other squads have been there."
  • [In combat] "Foot traffic's been through here."
  • [In combat] "Someone's been here."
  • [In combat] "Others have been here."
  • [In combat] "We're not the first folks to go through there."

Avoid this area

  • "Let's avoid that area like it's filled with snakes. Or my exes. Same diff."
    • "Let's avoid that area like it's filled with snakes. Or my exes. Either/or, kinda the same."
  • "Let's give this area the coldest of shoulders."
    • "Give this area the coldest of shoulders, okay?"
  • "Let's stay away from here. (Talking to himself) Good idea Mirage! Thanks handsome stranger. Takes one to know one!"
    • "Uh, let's stay away from here. Good idea Mirage. Aw, thanks handsome stranger. You're welcome Mirage."
  • "Let's avoid this spot. It's giving me bad vibes. ( Shudder )"
  • "I vote we avoid that area."
  • "Let's NOT go there and say we did."
  • [In combat] "How about we DON'T go here?"
  • [In combat] "Avoid this spot."
  • [In combat] "Stay away from this area."
  • [In combat] "Let's not go there."
  • [In combat] "We should skip that area."
Canceled Ping
  • "Never mind. Sorry."
  • "Never mind, forget that."
  • "I'm gonna cancel that."
  • "Forget I said that."
  • "I take that back."
Pinging Enemy
  • "Bad guy over there."
  • "Enemy spotted. They look small."
  • "Got a bad guy."
  • "Got one spotted."
  • "Got one here."
  • "Hostile right here. Right in front of me."
  • "Making contact here."
  • "Spotted one."
  • "Target's right in front of me."
  • "There's one. Right here."
Pinging Enemy being revived
  • "Bad guy getting revived, need to re-kill them."
  • "Enemy being revived over here."
  • "The dead are rising! You know, I mean, a bad guy's being revived. So you know, it's BAD, but it's not… apocalyptic bad."
Ok
  • "Heard that."
  • "Loud ‘n Clear."
  • "Ok."
  • "Yup."
  • [to Crypto Icon]"Don't tell me what to do… {but yes|but, yes. Ok}."
  • [to Crypto Icon]"Okay, but you're just following me backwards."
  • [to Crypto Icon]"Okay, but you're just following me backwards. That's how this works."
  • [to Crypto Icon]"Yeah, fine. I'll make sure you don't die."
    • "Fine. I'll make sure you don't die, {old man/ya old geezer}."
    • "Fine. I'll make sure you don't die… olllld maaaan."
  • [to Rampart Icon]"You got it, Gearhead."
No
  • "Nope."
  • "Not for me."
  • "I'm good. Thanks."
Me too / Join
  • "You're not leaving me behind."
  • Season 6 Icon[To Rampart Icon] "By yourself? Hold up. How do you know where you're going? (under his breath) She just got here."
Dibs
  • "Yeah I could use that."
  • "I'll take that."
Requesting item
Request Thermite Grenade Thermite Grenade for Rampage
  • "Looking for a thermite grenade."
  • "I could use the warm embrace of a thermite …grenade. Just to be clear."
    • "I could use the warm embrace of a thermite …I need a grenade is what I'm asking."
Requesting weapon
  • "I need a weapon."
Requesting Health/Phoenix Kit
  • "I need health."
Requesting Shield Cells/Batteries
  • "I need shields."
Requesting Evo/Body Shield
  • "I need a body shield."
Requesting Helmet
  • "I need a helmet."
Requesting Knockdown Shield
  • "I need a knockdown shield."
Requesting Backpack
  • "I need a backpack."
Requesting Survival Item
  • "I need a survival item."
Requesting Magazine
Extended Light Mag
  • "I need an extended light mag."
Extended Heavy Mag
  • "I need an extended heavy mag."
Extended Energy Mag
  • "I'm looking for an extended energy mag."
Extended Sniper Mag
  • "Could use an extended sniper mag."
Requesting Optics
Sniper Optics
  • "Looking for sniper optics."
Pistol Optics
  • "I need optics for a pistol."
Assault Rifle Optics
  • "I need optics for an assault rifle."
LMG Optics
  • "I need optics for an LMG."
SMG Optics
  • "I need optics for an SMG."
Marksman Optics
  • "Anyone got optics for a marksman?"
Requesting Stocks
Standard Stock
  • "I need a standard stock."
Sniper Stock
  • "I need a sniper stock."
Requesting Laser Sight
  • "Looking for a Laser Sight."
Requesting Hop-Up
  • I need a Hop-Up. [Hop-Up needed]."
Requesting Ammo
  • "I need [heavy/energy/shotgun/light] Ammo."
  • [No Ammo of that type] "I'm out of [corresponding] Ammo."
Sniper Ammo
  • "Hey, looking for sniper ammo."
Ultimate [Life of the Party Life of the Party]
  • 0~84% charged
    • "My Ultimate's not ready yet."
    • "Ultimate's not ready yet. That's... normal, right?"
    • [In combat] "Ultimate isn't ready yet."
    • [In combat] "My Ultimate isn't ready yet."
  • 85~99% charged
    • "Ultimate's just about ready."
    • "Ultimate's almost ready."
    • [In combat] "My Ultimate's almost ready."
    • [In combat] "My Ultimate's coming real soon."
  • 100% ready
    • "My Ultimate's ready."
    • "My Ultimate is ready, like spaghetti."
    • [In combat] "My Ultimate's good to go!"
    • [In combat] "My Ultimate's up!"
    • [In combat] "My Ultimate's ready to rock!"
Pinging Ability
Nox Gas Trap Nox Gas Trap
  • "Friendly trap deployed."
Launch Pad Launch Pad
  • "Jump Pad here. We can fly like an eagle to the sea."
  • "Jump Pad here. We can fly like an eagle to the sea. Or just jump."
Perimeter Security Perimeter Security
  • "Fence here. And I prefer a nice white picket but ya know, what are ya gonna do."
Surveillance Drone Surveillance Drone
  • "Drove over there. It's flying… in case you were, wondering."
Death Totem Death Totem
  • "I got a Totem here. Weird lookin' thing."
  • "That looks like a Totem over there. Creepy."
Black Market Boutique Black Market Boutique
  • "Got an enemy Black Market over here. Can't hurt to take a peek inside, right?"
Amped Cover Amped Cover
  • "Pretty good barrier right here."
Emplaced Minigun "Sheila" Emplaced Minigun "Sheila"
  • [Friendly] "Turret here. It's... uh... big-ish?"
  • [Friendly] "Turret here. It's... uh... it's big-ish?"
  • [Enemy] "Careful, bad guy turret here. Those things hurt."
Gravity Lift Gravity Lift
Black Hole Black Hole
Skyward Dive Skyward Dive
Exhibit Exhibit
Phase Breach Phase Breach
Mobile Shield Mobile Shield
Castle Wall Castle Wall
Echo Relocation Echo
  • "Bat here. Please keep it out of my hair."
  • "Bat here. Please-uhh...keep it out of my hair. I don't just, wake up looking like this ya know."
    • "Bat here. Uhh-please keep it out of my hair. You know I don't just wake up looking like this."
  • "Uh, we got a bat there."
  • "Got a bat here. Ohh, creepy..."
  • "Ew, ew ew ew, bat there. With wings."
    • "Ew ew ew, bat there. With wings."
Barricade Reinforced Door
  • "Yup, it's fortified."
  • "And it's fortified, too."
Piercing Spikes Piercing Spikes
  • "Got a spike strip here."
  • "Spike strip there. It looks kinda... spikey."
    • "Spike strip there. And it looks... spikey."
Dark Veil Dark Veil
  • "Ferro Barrier here. And its sticky."
    • "Ferro Barrier here. And its, stickyyy."
    • "Ferro Barrier here. And its all, sticky, ew."
  • "Fa-Frerrer-ba-barro-rer…uhh...here. The, the, the, the Barrier thing."
    • "Fire-ba-be-barrarry. Umm….b-uhh…f-f-f…Barrier here."
    • "Hey Fa-frere... j-j-jacq…uhh…barri-ba-barriers over here."
    • "Hey fa-uhh-farro-ruhh-farrara…bara-bere-barr…barometric here."
    • "Fara-uhh-ferro barrrome…ferro barror, ferro barror, ferro barrorrirro, here."
    • "Ferro barrorrirro…fer-fara-uhh…the Barrier with the frer-ferrro. Oh man… The barriers here."
    • "Ferro barro, ferro barro, f-uhh-ferro barro. B-barrel full of feral cats is here."
  • "Oooh, ferro Barrier there."
  • "Oh ooh, ferro Barrier there."
  • "Ferro Barrier thingy here."
Pinging loot
Devotion LMG
  • [to Rampart Icon] “Devotion here. Do your worse, Ramps.”
L-STAR EMG
  • [to Rampart Icon] “Hey, Ramya, L-STAR here. Don’t say I never did anything for ya.”
M600 Spitfire
  • [to Rampart Icon] “Spitfire here. Hey, Ramya, I found the love of your life.”
  • [to Rampart Icon] “Spitfire here. Hey, Ramya, found your favorite.”
Rampart's Custom Modded Paintball Weapons
  • "<Weapon> here. Rampart special."
Buster Sword R2R5
  • "Buster sword here. Man swords are cool."

Throwing knife

  • "Got a throwing knife here, if you're into tossing cutlery."
Mobile Respawn Beacon
  • "Lucky us… found a Mobile Respawn Beacon."
Vault Key Vault Key
  • "Got a Vault Key here if you wanna carry it."
Keycard
  • "Ooh, Keycard here.
  • "Aah, Keycard here."
Let's recover Squadmate's banner / Pinging squadmate's banner
  • "Let's grab that banner. The least we could do."
  • "Recovery time. Let's do it."
Extended supply bin
  • "Expanded Supply Bin for expanded opportunities."
  • "Got an Extended Supply Bin here. Still some goodies inside too."
  • "Got an Extended Supply Bin there... and they haven't taken everything."
  • "Extended Supply Bin here. One of the drawers isn't open."
  • "Extended Supply Bin there. Bottom drawer's unopened."
Survey Beacon
  • [to Pathfinder Icon] “Survey beacon here. Hey Path, you wanna do, you know, whatever it is that you do?”
Flyer
  • "Flying bird-thing over there - yeesh, that's ugly."
Charge Tower
Explosive Hold
Cargo-Bot
  • "Watch out! Oh, never mind. Just a Cargo-Bot over there."
Dropped Cargo
  • "Ladies, gents - dropped cargo, over there."
Geyser
  • "Geyser there. Water will carry our combined weight... right?
Vault
Mural at Big Maude
  • "I swear, if she's given me a monobrow again, I'm gon-- Oh. Huh. ...Thanks, Ramya."
Train
  • [At station] "Train's at the station. All aboard, amirite? Get it? The conductor?"
  • "Train here. Choo choo-zled. That one needs work."
Loot MRVN
  • "Loot MRVN here. He--he can't feel anything I'm doing to him right now, right?"
  • "Loot MRVN here. He, uh he can't feel stuff, right?"
  • [Looted] "This MRVN's been looted."
    • "This MRVN's been looted. Poor guy. I'm talking about me."
Trident
  • [Enemy boarded] "You see that enemy Trident over there?"
Pathfinder's Fight Night Boxing Ring
  • [Close] "Hey, boxing ring over here. Anyone in the mood to be really impressed by me?"
Icarus's Bridge
  • ▶️ "Bridge is right here."
    • ▶️ [Without keycard] "We need the keycard."
    • "Got the keycard. Hold your applause. Or don't."
Pathfinder Icon Pathfinder's Statue
  • "Pathfinder statue here. Lookin' good, friend."
  • "Path statue, right there."
  • "Pathfinder! Wa-- Uhh, wait that's a statue? I mean I knew that. I knew that."
Phase Driver
  • "Let's use this control panel."
  • [Cooldown] "Looks like this control panel's on cooldown."

Phase Runner

  • "Heyo, phase runner here. Lets use it."
  • "Phase runner here. For when you wanna phase, or run, or phase run, at the same time."
IMC Armory
  • "Armory right here.
  • "We got an Armory over there."
Zip Rail
  • "Zip rail here. They call it that, because it's a…rail for...zipping…"
  • "Zip rail here. It's a rail…that's for...zipping."
  • "Zip Rail there. Could be kinda fun."
  • "Zip Rail there. Could be fun."
  • "Found a zip rail here."
  • "Hey, zip rail there."

Quip[ | ]

Nice / Celebration
  • "Oh yeah, nice job guys! You know, we should all go out for pork chops. Who's, who's up for treatin'?"
    • "Oh yeah! Nice job guys. We should all go out for pork chops. Love pork chops."
  • "Oh yes! I am so exa-exasteps, extat… whatever, I'm great. I wonder what my ex is up to nowadays."
    • "Oh yes! I am so exastacs.. extalastic.. whatever, I'm great. Man, I wonder what my ex is up to nowadays."
  • "Woo! Now that was something really…whew, that took a lot out of me."
    • "Woo! Alright, now that was really, somethin really, yeah, that took a lot out of me."
  • "Yes! We are so good and I am especially really good."
Thanks Squadmate
  • "Thank you."
  • Season 6 Icon[To Rampart Icon] "(Trying to imitate a British accent) Bloody thanks crikey mate… I don't speak English."
  • Season 6 Icon[To Rampart] "(Trying to imitate a British accent) Bloody thanks crikey mate. It's how they - is that right? Is that how you would say thank you?"
  • Season 6 Icon[To Rampart] "(Trying to imitate a British accent) Oy, bloody thanks, ya blonke. Nip on down to the pub? I don't know what I'm saying."
    • "Oy, bloody thanks. Nip down to the pub? Is it what… did that come out right?"
    • "Oy, bluh-bloo-dy thanks, ya bloke. Nip on down to the pub? (cough) Is that did that come out right?"
  • Season 8 Icon[To Rampart Icon] "Okay, sure, but you still own me a mod."
  • Season 9[To Wraith Icon] "Thanks. Wait, let me ask. So, if I have dupes in every universe, how many versions of me ARE there? That's AMAZING."
  • Season 14 [To Newcastle Icon] "Oh, thanks. And your secret's safe with me, Jackcastle. Uh-- you know... You know what I mean."
  • Season 14 [To Newcastle Icon] "Thanks. Many thanks to the man who is definitely Newcastle... Mhmm... Thank you."
  • Season 14 [To Crypto Icon] "Ah, so you're off your computer and finally thinking of ol' Witt? Huh... Thanks... Old man."
  • Season 14 [To Crypto Icon] "Thanks. Oh hey, uh, how's your memory these days? Computer and not computer."
  • Season 14 [To Pathfinder Icon] "Oh, thanks. Would hate to miss this. Like some people miss parties."
  • Season 14 [To Pathfinder Icon] "Thanks. Oh and hey, uh, maybe get your memory storage checked. Wouldn't want you to miss a party or something, just, hypothetically."
  • Season 14 [To Vantage Icon] "Oh, thanks. Finally starting to feel appreciated."
  • Season 14 [To Vantage Icon] "Thank you. Glad some people remember me."
Revived / Thanks for first-aid
  • "I guess I owe you dinner now, huh?"
  • "Yup. You are wonderful. Thank you."
  • [by Crypto Icon] "Wait, oh nooo… Oh… you couldn't have just let me die, Crypto? So… so dumb…"
  • [by Pathfinder Icon] "Wow, uh, glad you were here, buddy. [to himself] Pathfinder… just go ahead and bury those feelings now…
  • Season 9[To Wraith Icon] "Yeah, a world without me would be tragic. Wait. Is there a world without me?"
  • [to Alter] "We're on the same team, what is wrong with you?"
  • [to Alter] "Why me, what's your problem?"
You’re Welcome
  • "You, my friend, are very welcome."
  • "No thanks needed. I do take bribes though."
  • [to Revenant Icon] "If the scary murderbot doesn't want to say thank you, scary murderbot doesn't have to. (laughs) Please don't kill me."
  • [to Revenant Icon] "(nervous laughs) Oh, you… I love our banter… (nervous laughs) He's gonna eat me, isn't he?"
    • "Please don't kill me."
    • "Please don't, don't eat me."
  • [to Horizon Icon] "Really? I mean, I did get a C in health class."
  • [to Horizon Icon] "Really? Wait, watch watch watch- I can run and shoot good too."
  • Season 8 Icon[to Rampart Icon] "Okay, I'll take that as a yes. I'll leave the bucket out for you."
  • Season 8 Icon[to Rampart Icon] "Look, don't be mad. I don't make the rules."
  • [to Wraith Icon] "Of course. I do try. I try very hard."
  • Season 13 Icon [to Wraith Icon] "I'll ask at the Lounge. He could be Forge in a new body!"
  • Season 13 Icon [to Wraith Icon] "Maybe he's a child-eating robot! Someone at the Lounge might know."
  • Season 14 [To Newcastle Icon] "Hey, we know each other well enough for first names. Jackson."
  • Season 14 [To Newcastle Icon] "Witt's just fine, stranger. Wink. Hahaha."
  • Season 14 [To Vantage Icon] "It wasn't that empty... You know, you should probably practice thanking people."
  • Season 14 [To Vantage Icon] "Empty's kind of a harsh-- You know what, right idea, but try working on your delivery."
  • [toOctane Icon] "Don't mention it. You know, unless anyone asks--Then put it all over the internet."
  • [to Alter] "And that's a lie. You are lying. Great."
  • [to Alter] "Oh, thanks, you know- OH, it's right behind me, isn't it? Hah, 'course it's not, I was just kidding..."
You're Welcome for the First-Aid
  • Season 8 Icon "Think nothing of it."
  • Season 13 Icon [to Wraith Icon] "Well, I am pretty popular. Y'know, people talk. Or cry. It's... a mixed experience, really."
  • Season 13 Icon [to Wraith Icon] "Oh yeah, no, I'm privi-- prival-- um, privolun-- um, yeah, I hear a lot of dark secrets."
Thanks for respawn
  • "Aw, you shouldn't have. Yenno but for the record, you should have. You should always have."
    • "Aw, you shouldn't have. No for the record, you should have. You should always have."
  • "Hey, thanks for callin' in the BIG (finger) guns."

Battle Royale Status[ | ]

First Blood
  • "Ooh, someone got the party started."
  • "Yeah - now we're talking. Let's do this.
  • [by your Squad] "Woo - way to take first blood."
New Kill Leader
  • "Somebody's gotta take out that new kill leader -- they're too cocky."
  • "New kill leader -- soon to be me."
Appointed as New Kill Leader
  • "Hold your applause - I'm the new Kill Leader. Okay - Please clap…"
  • [Alone] "I'm the new Kill Leader. Well, me and all my other me's"
  • [Alone] "...is Mirage! How hard is it to say my name?"
  • [with Crypto Icon] "Well, well, well. Look who's the Kill Leader. Yeah? You see that, Crypto? Hey… hey, Crypto? You see? I'm a kill.. Yeah, he knows…"
    • "Well, well, well. Look who's the Kill Leader. You see that, Crypto? Hey… hey, Crypto? You see? Heh, yeah, he knows…"
Squadmate appointed as New Kill Leader
  • "Lucky us - We're with the New Kill Leader."
  • "This - this is great news. You're the new Kill Leader and I'm still alive."
  • Season 6 Icon [to Rampart Icon] "First season Kill Leader? Yeah I mea-Iwa- I was Kill Leader in my fi…f-fir-eight season."
  • [to Pathfinder Icon] "Alright, we’re with the new Kill Leader, and... wait, it's the robot? [to himself] Oh man, of course it’s the robot."
    • "Alright, we're with the new Kill Leader, and... it's the robot? [to himself] That's, that's great it's the robot."
Killed the Kill Leader
  • "Kill Leader killed - more like Kill...um...I got nothin'. Good Work, everybody."
  • "And just like that, we took out the Kill Leader. Great job."
Champion eliminated
  • "Some champion, huh?"
  • "That champion really didn't intimidate me."
  • [by your Squad] "We took out the Champion. They weren't so tough."
  • [by your Squad] "We have taken out the Champion."
  • [solo] "I just killed the Champ. Who am I even talking to now? Wow. I need some friends."
Care Package incoming
  • "Check it out - Care Package coming in."
  • "I bet that Care Package has some sweet gear for us."
  • [with Crypto Icon] "Care Package… They found you, Crypto! Run! (laughs) I'm just bustin' your pork chops, you paranoid weirdo."
Half the squads left
  • "Looks like only half the Squads are left."
  • "We're down to 50% left. Yeah, that's some easy math."
    • "We're down to 50% left, kids. Yeah, that's some pretty easy math."
  • [solo] "Only half the Squads left. I am nailing this solo thing."
  • [solo] "Half the Squads are out. This could be my lucky day."
Two Squads left
  • "Only 2 bad guy Squads left"
  • "Only two enemy Squads remain. I love it."
  • [solo] "Two Squads left I'm on my own? Nothing stressful about it at all."
Only one Squad left
  • "Get ready. We only have one Squad left."
  • [solo] "One last Squad - on my own. What would possibly go wrong?"

Arenas Status[ | ]

Round 1 prep
  • "I'm ready. You ready? Let's do this."
  • [with Crypto Icon] "Here we go. Watch and learn, Cryppy."
  • [with Crypto Icon] "All right, let's do this. Hey, old man, How about a rematch? Kill for kill?"
Match point prep - Winning
  • "Ah yeah, we're about to win. Don't mess this up. (to himself) You hear that, Elliott?"
  • "It's gonna be tight. One more."
  • [with Crypto Icon] "Yeah, we're winning. You see, old man? That's how the cool kids do it."
  • [with Crypto Icon] "Looks like we're winning. Some of us are just that good… Others are Crypto."
Match point prep - Losing
  • "They're about to win, but we're about to… not… let them… win. So there."
Double Kill

Ring Status[ | ]

Next ring far
  • "Next Ring's far, hope you like exercise."
  • "Oh boy, next ring's far."
  • [Solo] "Ring's far. I better get a move on."
One minute until ring closure
  • [Far] "Kids, the ring's closing in one minute."
  • [Far] "Ring's closing in 1."
  • [Far. Solo] "Minute to the Ring closing. I'm Charming? Sure, But Punctual? Ehhh…"
  • [Close] "One minute until close - Ring's nearby"
  • [Close. Solo] "Just a minute till ring closes. And I'm talking to myself. Fantastic"
  • [Close. Solo] "A whole minute left, and the Ring's right there? Man, I'm good."
45 seconds until ring closure
  • [Close] "Ring's close. 45 seconds."
  • [Close. Solo] "45 seconds until the Ring closes. And still talking to myself."
    • "45 seconds until the Ring closes. Still talking to myself. And I sound good. heh"
30 seconds until ring closure
  • [Close] "Pay attention, gang. Not far from the Ring. We got 30 seconds left."
  • [Close. Solo] "30 seconds, I got to go."
10 seconds until ring closure
  • [Close] "Tick tock. 10 seconds. At least the ring's close."
  • [Close] "Ten seconds. The ring's basically knocking on the door."
  • [Close. Solo] "Ten seconds 'til Ring closes. Maybe stop talking to yourself and GO!"
Full squad outside the ring
  • "Ring's moving."
  • "Wake up, Ring's moving. That thing hurts."
Full squad inside next ring
  • "Already in the next ring, I smell victory, smells like... man what is that smell?"
  • "Already in the next ring, I smell victory, smells like... what I had for dinner? Oh well."
  • "Already in the next ring, I smell victory, smells like... smells like pork chops? Funny."
Final Ring
  • "And here we go - final Ring's closing in."
  • "All right - last Ring's headed our way."
  • [Solo] "Final Ring. Eh, no big deal. I think."
  • [Solo] "Final Ring. It's almost over."
    • "Ok final Ring. It's almost over."

Abilities[ | ]

Using Psyche Out Psyche Out
  • "And bam goes the boozle! Hah... oh boy."
  • "Bam goes the boozle."
  • "Bam to the woozle. Sending out a decoy."
  • "Bam to the woozle. (laugh) Yeah, sending out a decoy."
  • "Bam, there goes a boozle. Or something like that."
  • "Bam, there goes a boozle. Or something like that. I didn't… Ok…"
  • "Bam, there goes a boozle. (mumbles) Something like that."
  • "Hah. Bamboozles for the fool-zles. Yeah I said it."
  • "Bamboozles for the fool-zles. Yeah it was better in my mind."
  • "Bamboozles for the fool-zles. Y'know, it was better in my mind."
  • "Bam to the bam. I'm running out of ideas."
  • "Bam, bam. Guess I'm running out of ideas."
  • "I think this place needs a little more... Me."
  • "I think this place needs a little more... Me! Yep!"
  • "Faking 'em out with a decoy."
  • "Get out there and bamboozle."
  • "Go bazoomble em- b-bamboozuh, bam, bamboo... fool 'em!"
  • "Go bamboozle!"
  • "Go out and bamboozle 'em."
  • "Sending out a decoy."
  • "Sending out my decoy."
  • "Sending a decoy. Wait how do I know I'm not the decoy..."
  • "Sending a decoy. Wait how do I know I'm not the decoy? Existential."
  • "Sending a decoy. Wait how do I know I'm not a decoy... okay this is dream within a dream stuff."
  • "Sending out another me. Damn, he's good-looking."
  • "Sending out another me. Damnit he's good-looking."
Decoy is hit
  • "You got bamboozled!"
  • "You got bamboozled, look at you!"
Decoy lines when shot
  • “Bamboozle.”
  • “Bamboo. Zul!”
  • “Bamboozle Bamboozle.”
Using Life of the Party Life of the Party
  • "Decoy escape deployed."
  • "Using the decoy escape."
  • "It's Dupes O'Clock."
  • "Dupes to the rescue."
  • "Dupes O'Clock."
Incoming Airstrike
  • "Watch it - airstrike."
  • "Airstrike coming in."
Disabled by Silence Silence
  • "Abilities are kaput. Feeling a little visible here."
  • “My bamboozle’s been fool-zled. No abilities, folks.”
Recalled back to Death Totem Death Totem
  • "Alright, back at the Totem. And little nauseous. I'm not gonna lie."
  • "Got yanked back to the Totem."
  • "Wow. I'm alive! And, uh, back to the Totem."

Lobby[ | ]

Map
Switching to Kings Canyon
  • "Oh we're heading to Kings Canyon? Sure, we can swing by my bar after."
  • "Kings Canyon's not gonna know what hit it."
Switching to World's Edge
  • "World's Edge, here we come."
  • "Living on the edge in World's Edge."
  • "Living on the edge in World's Edge. See what I did there?"
Switching to Olympus
  • "Going to Olympus... why, I'm floating on air."
  • "Ah, Olympus. It's sof-uh soft-k-uh, it's fat-uh, it's classy... It's classy, you know, like me."
Switching to Broken Moon
  • "Next up, fly me to, that... Moon, that B - Broken Moon... It doesn't really work does it."
Ranked
New Ranked Season
  • "Let's get this new ranked series started. I was born for this.... wait, is-is it my birthday?"
  • "Well, well, a new ranked season. I could just give my victory speech if that's easier for everyone. No? Anyone? Okay."
  • "Well, well, well, a new ranked season. I could just give my victory speech if that's easier for everyone. I know it's easier for me. [Chuckles]"
New Split
  • "New ranked split starting today, just, y'know don't split your attention, you can keep that firmly on me. [Chuckles]"
Rank up
  • "Check the score kids, I ranked up."
  • "O-oh did you see that? I ranked up... just in case you missed it."
  • "Haha, see that? I ranked up."
Rank down
  • "I ranked down y'know, but uh, it's fine, I mean cause all the cool kids are doing it... [Stutters] I'm doin' it, cause I'm cool."
  • "Yeah, I ranked down, it's fine, all the cool kids are doin' it. I'm cool."
  • "Okay, don't look, I ranked down it's... fine. [Sniffles] I'm fine."
  • "Okay, don't look, I ranked... down. [Stutters] It's fine [Crying] I'm fine."
Silver Silver
  • "Not to brag, but I made it to Silver, heh."
  • "No big deal, made it to Silver. Okay it's kinda a big deal actually."
  • "No big deal, just made it to Silver. Okay it's kinda a big deal.
Gold Gold
  • "Oh check that out, made it to Gold. [Whispers] Gold."
  • "Ah check that out, made it to Gold. That's right, Gold."
  • "Can't spell Gold without Mirage. Right? I-I mean that works, doesn't it?"
  • "Nothing says "Gold" more than Mirage am I right? [Chuckles]"
Platinum Platinum
  • "Kids, meet Mirage, Platinum style."
  • "Totally just made it to Platinum."
Diamond Diamond
  • "Play your cards right and you end up with diamonds."
  • "I'm tough and precious, just like a Diamond."
  • "That's right kids I'm tough and precious, just like a Diamond."
Apex Predator Apex Predator
  • "May I present to you, me, the Apex Predator."
  • "Name's Mirage, and I am the Apex Predator."
  • "Yeah, the name's Mirage and I am the Apex Predator."

Lore[ | ]

Audio Log

"Hey! Well isn't it the most beautiful woman in the world! I mean, I gotta get my good looks from somewhere... heh... How ya doin' Mom?" (...) "Oh, me? I'm perfect, as usual. Hey, get this... They asked me to take over the games for a bit during the holidays. It makes sense, you know. I mean... Give the fine people of the Outlands what they want, right?" (...) "Yeah... yeah, that's right, Mom. Yeah. I'm your son... Elliot." (...) Yeah, yeah, of course! Don't worry - I'll win for you today! Always for my number one fan." (...) "Yeah you go enjoy your pork chops - I know they're your favorite. I'm gonna go win a cha-uh... the ahh... the abvah... the champ... I'm gonna go be the best!" (...) "Alright... love you, Mom! Bye. (exhales) What is R.E.C? Oh no, how long has this been recording...

Announcer[ | ]

Upon entering Winter Express
  • "Welcome to Mirage's Winter Express."
  • "Attention legends, and yes, that includes you, Pathfinder, welcome to Mirage's Winter Express."
  • "All aboard the Winter Express. Hey, it's been a whole year, so let us reflect on all my accomplishments. Oh, that's a good one, yeah that was a good one too. Mmm, oh memories."
  • "Welcome to Mirage's Winter Express. I'll be your prerecorded guide with the assistance of the lovely AI announcer."
  • "Now boarding the Winter Express. Oh, you can bet your sweet caboose you're in one heck of a ride. Huh? What sounds creepy about that?"
  • "Choo choo. That's a train. All aboard the Winter Express. I'm your conductor, Mirage's prerecorded voice. If you're on a squad with me, you get double the Mirage this match." Haha, happy holidays to you indeed."
  • "Now boarding the Winter Express. How can I be down here and up here? Huh, a bamboozler never reveals his sec-- hey, can we record another take, what's my motivation, I'm just not feeling it."
  • "You've arrived at my Winter Express-land."
New kill leader
  • "Looks like there's a new kill leader."
  • "Oh man, new kill leader, look out."
  • "We got a new kill leader. It's probably me, or I don't know, some big cheater."
  • "Hey, new Kill Leader!"
Champion
  • "Hey look, it's your champion."
  • "And now a word from your champion."
  • "Step aside, champion coming through."
  • "Here's your champ. Hopefully, it's me."
First blood
  • "Wow, first blood already! Who was it? Wait was it me? Am I dead? Is this how it is gonna work?"
  • "First blood, which means someone really wants on that train."
  • "First blood. No that was the scary Halloween voice. Let me try my Santa voice. First blood. Nailed it."
  • "First blood. Sounds so cool when I do that."
  • "Just like that, we got first blood."
  • "First blood. Wow, this got dark fast. That's not very festive. Falalalala... forget it."
  • "We got our first blood. Well done."
One squad alive
  • "Well, they didn't capture the train, but they're the only ones left, so I guess that's one way to do it."
  • "By process of elimination, through process of elimination, a squad has won this round."
    • "By process of elimination, through proc-, through pro-, alright a squad has won this round guys, because they killed everybody."
  • "Last squad standing means they win this round. And they did it doing what they love best, which is eliminating their friends, confidants, and some dare may say family until none of them were left. Happy holidays, one and all."
Train captured
  • "You snooze, you lose! Someone captured the train."
  • "Sorry kids, the train has been claimed. That rhymes... kinda."
  • "One lucky squad has captured the train. The rest of you can start walking."
    • "One lucky squad has captured the train. The rest of you, start walking."
Train moving
  • "Friends, family, people who fight each other, the train is moving."
  • "Train's moving. Better get on it. Fast."
  • "And we're moving. Alright, good luck out there. Hope you all have been keeping up with your train-ing. Oh my, where does this genius come from?"
  • "Ok. Train is moving. Keep your arms and legs inside at all times because this thing is really not insured."
    • "Ok. Train is moving. Keep your arms and legs inside at all times because this thing is NOT insured."
  • "Get on the train. Because we're moving."
  • "Alright, get on the train! Because we're moving. And... you want to be on it."
  • "Hurry, the choo-choo train is moving. Huh? Everyone says choo-choo train. Train's the short version. What baby calls it that? No baby I've met."
  • “Hurry, the choo-choo train is moving and you do- Huh? Everyone says choo-choo train. Train’s just the short version… What baby calls it that? No baby I’ve met. Choo-choo… it’s adults… that call it choo-choo train.”
  • "Attention my lovely people, the train has started moving."
Train stopping
  • "Listen up, stopping the train for a moment."
  • "Making a pit stop. Never know what we'll be picking up. Or who?"
  • "The train is stopping at this station. That's pretty literal."
Match point
  • "Someone almost has enough points to win."
  • "Rack up those points because someone's close to winning."
Winner
  • "You won."
  • "You're our winner!"
  • "Nice job, you're the champion. I bet that feels good. I mean, I've done it a million times, but, you know, I'm happy for you and all that."
  • "You did it. You are the champion. I mean, we're all winners here, but especially you and me."
  • "We have a winner."
  • "Got our winner."
Winner by a large margin
  • "By a landslide, we got our champion."
  • "I feel like I'm stating the obvious here, but yep, we have our champion."
  • "No contest, we have our champion. Head on over to get your victory drink at my very glamorous bar. And oh yeah, bring a jug. We're short on restrooms."
  • "And we have our champion. By a lot."
Winner by a close margin
  • "Got our champion. That was a close one."
  • "Narrow win but we got one."
  • “We got ourselves a Champion! Wow! That was a close call. Unlike the no call I got from Sultry A.I. Voice all year. I mean, it’s fine. Maybe I have a new girlfriend… maybe…”
Overtime begins
  • "Chop, chop! Time's almost up! And now I'm hungry."
    • "Chop, chop! Time's almost up! Oh great, now I'm hungry."
  • "The match is almost over. Just like me and sultry AI voice. What? You had your chance."
    • "The match is almost over… just like me and Sultry AI voice. Oh, you had your chance…"
  • "Time's almost up! This is getting intense. Kinda like my new business partner whenever I forget her office isn't the men's room anymore."
    • "Time's almost up. This is getting intense. Kinda like my new business partner whenever I forget her office isn't the men's room anymore. It's awkward... HR meetings."
Overtime ends
  • "Time's up."
  • "And clock's run out."
  • "(Buzzer) That's time, folks."

Other[ | ]

Inspecting Too Much Witt
  • Heirloom: "Don't let the size fool you - I've still got the biggest ego I've ever seen."
    Mirage Icon: "Haha… I can't get enough of this. Everyone should have one. It should be a law, actually."
  • Heirloom: "Hey there - I'd give you 3 wishes, but, let's be honest - They all 3 just came true. Wink, wink, and wink."
    Mirage Icon: "Oh this is just great… mom's gonna love this."
  • Heirloom: "(In pain) OW OW OW WHY -- Oh, I'm just kidding. But ouch, though, seriously… pull easier…"
    Mirage Icon: "Oh isn't this thing just the cutest? Reminds me of… me."
  • Heirloom: "Aren't I the best-looking action figure in the Outlands? - Buy me now!"
    Mirage Icon: "Wait, do I really sound like that? No wonder everyone loves me."
Interact Men's bathroom door at Big Maude
  • "Wait, that's my men's bathroom sign. I'm not gonna lie, this feels a little immasculat--- imma--- it doesn't make me feel good inside."

Mirage Voyage[ | ]

On Mirage Voyage when the party is started (Christmas)
  • "Happy holidoozle!"
  • "Season's groozles!"
  • "Tis' the snoozles!"
On Mirage Voyage when the party is started
  • "Here we go!"
  • "All aboard!"
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